The Plague of Quiddler

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.

though both may cause

Weakness

Severe headache

And a general ill feeling

The difference is, the Bubonic plague is rarely spread from person to person. While this one can't seem to stop.

Bunions & Snoring Husbands.

Somebody told me nobody wanted to hear about bunions & snoring husbands... see here.

but I can't get them off my mind!!

I mean, bunions. They are these localized areas of enlargement of the inner portion of the joint at the base of the big toe. The toe becomes directed toward the smaller toes.

And in all this talk about bunions..
I can't help but wonder if Paul Bunyan had bunions?
I mean, it can't be easy on the feet being a lumberjack and all.
Maybe someone with bad spelling named the bunion after him?
Maybe he was from Wagener.

Some studies report that bunions occur nearly 10 times more frequently in women then men.

So I doubt Paul had any... but it's still a possibility.

Maybe his wife had some. Mrs. Bunyan.

Simply resting the foot by avoiding excessive walking can often relieve the irritating pain of bunions.

So... maybe I should get bunions?

On to the next topic:

Snoring Husbands.

I mean, I dont have a husband to be annoyed by. But I can tell you, I never will. I can't even handle my dad snoring in the next room, yet alone a man in the same bed. I hear all these awful stories about these snoring husbands. Mrs. Jackie goes on about Mr. Doug waking himself up. Mimi about Papa and his machine. And Mom, well she has worse things to complain about when Dad's sleeping. Because snoring means he's asleep, as opposed to awake from a nightmare. That's where the real trouble is.

So when it comes down to it, Bunions or Snoring Husbands,

I think I'll stick with bunions.

A Special Message:

We got spirit, yes we do.

We about the only ones...

but we do have Wagener Salley spirit. =]



Volleyball's about 2 - 5.

Football's about 0 - 5.










Not to mention the whole team's getting hurt.








And Band.... well, we managed to get second place. Out of 2 bands.



But I still can't figure out why hardly anyone has school spirit??!

BORE-DUMB.

Was it a male or female that last text you?
male

Name something you are doing tomorrow?
volleyball game!!

When was the last time you had starbucks?
when i was like 11 I sipped some of moms. never again.

What are you listening to?
Dr. Carter - Lil Wayne

Who was the last person that made you cry?
trey b/c he asked if daniel won at praying. HAHA he thought it was a competition in the FFA!!
i laughed so hard i cried. that was the funniest thing i've ever heard.

Last time you saw fireworks?
5th of july
Whats the last movie you watched?
The Ringer

Is there one person who can make you feel better no matter what?
yeah a few

Who was your last call from?
Trevor
What are your plans for this weekend?
football game friday night. maybe a band competition saturday but maybe not. maybe golf sunday.. hopefully =]

Do you crack your knuckles?
always.
What woke you up this morning?
couldnt tell ya. it wasnt my alarm clock cuz I turned it off in my sleep again.
Last thing you ate?
Sesame seed chicken (or cat) and rice. and a fortune cookie.
Are you happy right now?
yes.
What were you doing at 9:00 pm last night?
on the bus ride home from the game. eatin my popcorn chicken.
Did you have a dream last night?
yeahh lemme tell u. I got pulled over by a cop for having my high beams on in town, with abunch of cars everywhere. And I had my seatbelt off. The cop gave me a ticket for both of those things. He said it was a $1.00 ticket for having my high beams on, and a $70.00 ticket for not having my seatbelt on.
Where were you last night at midnight? on the couch not being able to sleep.

Did you speak to your mother today?
noo =[

Where was the last place you went? No. 1 Kitchen. with Jon n Morgan

Who's bothering you right now? Nobody I'm all alone.

Anything you're giving up on?
My phone. I've come to the conclusion I cant count on it to tell me the truth.

Who was the last person you gave your number to?
Robby cuz he got a new phone.

What's the last bone you broke?
my PINKY!!! ..toe!!!

How many letters are in your last name?
6

What are you excited about? game tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

Do you curse?
what's the point? no.

Do you drink bottled water? i drink bottled well water.
AND bottled mountain dew!

When was the last time you talked to your best friend(s) in person?
like 30 minutes.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? i'm sure.

Who's the last person that made you smile?
KYLE!!! B/c I just thought about the birthday card he made Jon. Today was the funniest day ever. Because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning? I prefer at night but I have to in the morning or I wont be pretty. =] haha. or awake.

Who do you tell everything to? Noobody.

Have you been to New York City?
supposedly, but i dont remember it.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
yah.

Where is your phone? uhh couldnt tell ya. hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's worthless anyways.

bwahhhah

Once upon a time, there was a princess...

hmmmmm [inside joke] not rly funny though...
anywhose. I forgot all about blogs for a lil while there. I guess, what, a week? my bad. A mu mu, is a night gown like I had on, and Nana & Mimi wears. =] OH and I have a funny story to tell about tha mu mu. I went into tha livin room where everyone was that night, and Eva smiled and sort of giggled, "Marj why do you look like Nana?" HAHA that was so funny. My little cutie. Anywaysss I haven't much to say, but Life is Good.

this was an exercise in volleyball practice.. it rly does help. =]

yep, sure is. I mean, for a while I thought this year was gonna be horrible. Some teenage drama that I've never been in to. Some new principals who didn't know me, therefore trust me, therefore let me do things the old principal let me such as leave school whenever, leave class & roam tha halls, chew gum, write on peoples car windows, and just the basics to having fun.
BUT I have to say, things are looking up. Not only have me & my true friends vowed to ignore the idiots in the school, we've also figured out ways to have fun and not get in trouble.
ie) leaving class with a bathroom pass, getting our parents to sign us out or just making sure no ones around when we leave, and chewing gum in only certain classes (the ones who don't care).

Senior year is really coming along. It's harder to have fun than last year, but really it was getting too easy. I need a challenge. =]
Our gang sign. Throw it up if yo class of 09!

Charlotte

Me & Patti went to Charlotte this weekend for Mimi's bday party!
And my long lost cousin David told me to update my blog sooo here goes.They decided it was a fire hazard to put the right # of candles.

Me & tha boo.

Me & Bazil

Me & Nana in our mu mu's.

Fun Fun

I have to say, we've been having fun these last few weeks of summer.

We've had a girls night out...

Me, Logan & Kasci went out to eat at Acropolis, then went Wal Martin'.

Fun Fun

And Saturday was an all day volleyball tournament. We played 10 fifteen minute games. By the last two, I was about to fall out. I actually took a nap that day.
 

Fun Fun

Oh and lets not forget the luau that night! Kasci's birthday party.

 

Fun Fun

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UUUGH...
that is all.

Horticulture, Mice & Old People.

Horticulture: The science or art of cultivating fruits, vegetables, flowers, or ornamental plants.

I couldn't even explain why that's so funny, but it was. And it still is. That word made me cry, in front of everybody!! Cuz I was laughing sooo darn hard.

Soo Moms birthday was pretty awsome! First we all assumed our positions so we could jump out and yell "SURPRISE!!"


Then we ate wings.










Then we searched under the couch for a mouse Ms. Connie swore she saw. Then I saw it!!! Then, I saw it's shadow on the wall & it looked huge!!Then all the guys stayed in one room talking about Obama, while all the girls stayed in one room talking about the anti-christ.... hmmm.... Then the kids went out & swam, and the adults played a game. Then we all played games & some people showed off their dancing skills.
Anywho's, it was alot of fun. Way better than my bday party, I'm guessing because a certain someone wasn't there for mine.. ehem.

Happy Birthday Mommy [[ Dearest ]]

PAYBACK!!

This is in honor of my Mommy. Happy Birthday!
What are you.. 49??

I wrote you a poem:

I love my old old Mommy,
Even though she gave us Tommy,
She's pretty sweet,
She loves red meat,
She'll even eat Salami.

Today she's fourty-nine,
The doctors say she's fine,
With extra love,
God up above,
Will give her some more time.

Some things she's never shown,
She keeps them in her home,
Like how she works,
Her silly quirks,
& Her love to be alone.

I bet you'd never guess,
She's as redneck as the best,
Though she tries to hide,
Her country side,
At home she will attest.

I ♥ U MOMMY!

Tiny Watermelons && Rotten 'Maters.

I GOT PICTURES!!
BeforeAfter.






The best part of it is after you hit the watermelon, chunks go flying everywhere, and sometimes, if you're lucky, one'll land in your mouth!

Excuses, Excuses.

I know people use excuses all the time to get out of things, such as,
"I sprained my ankle." "I have to stay home and do chores." "My dog ate my homework." "I'm allergic to the doctor's office."
And my personal favorite, "It's against my religion."

And it really stinks that people abuse these excuses, because at times, they are not just words to get you out of things, but they are truths to explain why you can't do something. And when it's necessary to use them, and hope the other person will understand, they don't!! Because of all the idiots who just said it to get out of things.

Example: In fourth grade, I was doing my homework on the swing on my front porch, when it blew off into the front yard. Daisy, being a young pup, ran after it and tore it to shreds. I ran after her screaming but it was too late. So the next day I told my teacher my dog ate my homework. And she said that's the oldest excuse in the book. I said "Now Mrs. White, do you honestly believe I'd use that excuse if it wasn't true?" Come on now. Anyways I got a zero because of an excuse that had been abused.

Then today, I went to the doctor, only to find out, I'm alergic to the doctor's office! I went in, and I started sniffling, then sneezing. Then as soon as I left, I was better. And the doctor asked if I was sick, I said no, she said I must be allergic to the building, because it's old. And now my eyes are burning soo bad, and they have been for an hour. Needless to say, I never want to go back to the doctor again.

Now, in the words of Bill Clinton, "That`s not an excuse, but it is an explanation, and that`s the best I can do."

My Bucket List

The question was asked:

You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have cancer.

What do you do with your remaining days?
 

The question was answered:
~Skip school.
~Go to the lake as much as possible bringing as many people as possible.
~Go to Charlotte & visit my family.
~Waste money.
~Go to Frankies & jump off that bungy thing.
~Try to do a back flip off the diving board (even if it was winter.)
~Knee & wake board
~Go fishing with Tommy... maybe even play Halo.
~Go to NYC.
~Go to a day spa.
~Go test drive awsome cars at a dealership.
~Shoot some more skeet.
~I'd fill out my senior will, and tell them even if I was dead before the yearbook came out they better put it in there.
~If at any time I couldn't do any of these, I'd just relax. Chill with my friends, go visit them at school, bring 'em lunch.
~Oh and ofcourse I'd have cookies to last me until I died, cuz Mrs. Christie would feel bad for me.

 

 

Pickin Plants & Makin Money.

Yeahh BUDDY
I got me some money!

I been spendin my days working with Brielle, picking watermelons, beans, pea's, cantelope... then going out & selling them. Then we split the profit. 

But I haven't worked as hard as Bri so she, ofcourse, gets more. I'm just the extra help, with more profit than I deserve! 

It's a great job. The watermelons we "accidently" bust, we get to eat.

And today after pea's it started storming really bad, like tornado bad, and the electricity went out so we had to chill for a while w/o electricity, which is alright with us. 

We just brought out the rotten tomatoes and started playing baseball with them.

Then we played basketball with some watermelons. 

Of course that didn't last long, but when it busted we got to eat it. :)

Anyways.. now I'm looking for someone to go to Carowinds with. I got an extra day pass thing I need to use. Sooo ask around for me! Holla!

A Certain Black Blazer

So I got a comment a couple posts back saying they'd like to know more about "a certain black blazer."

Hmm.. what is there to know about this BLACK BLAZER?
Well, for starters, it's windshield wipers are broken. So I've learned to check weather.com before riding in it.

Also, it is often heard before seen. Not because it's breaking down, but because the driver or passenger is always honking the horn, just because.

Also, it's black.
Also, it's been known to be used to do crazy stuff, such as, riding on top of it while shooting skeet.



Also, it has a Carolina sticker on the back. Which makes it better.

Also, it often has extrememly loud music blaring out the open windows. It's not meant for old people to ride in.

Also, it's filled with memories.
It's pretty great... for a black blazer.