Monday, January 19, 2009

True Story.


The following story has been modified to save humiliation.
We were eating at a restaurant when I heard:
Billy: Okay, Joe ate all his salad, vegetable soup, chicken fried steak, the bowl of potatoes, grean beans, biscuits, & drank all the cider stuff, that other drink he got, and tea.
Daniel: Great day, is his stomach hurting?
Billy:
I don't know. Look at him!


Billy: Joe, your stomach hurting yet?Jack: Yeah, is it about time to take a dump?